Service Rates T-Shirt Size:2XL or surprise FaceTime calls

or surprise FaceTime calls

This shirt is the ultimate social forcefield—no smiling emojis

breathable cotton that’s comfy enough for avoiding people in any setting—whether you're ghosting plans

Whether you’re a fan of novelty word games or just like your clothes to say what you’re thinking

intentional

Service Rates T-Shirt Size:2XL or surprise FaceTime callsThis sarcastic t shirt turns basic human interaction into a full pricing chart, complete with escalating service rates for dealing with nonsense. Styled like a bold industrial sign, the design lays out exactly what it costs to tolerate stupidity, repeat yourself, or stay polite longer than necessary. Its dry humor, emotional exhaustion, and anti social energy wrapped into one brutally relatable graphic tee. Made from soft, lightweight, breathable