I Distrust Third Parties Size:M The shirt features an illustrated

The shirt features an illustrated astronaut cat cradling a Bitcoin emblem with the phrase “I need my Sats” above—a cheeky nod to crypto enthusiasts and cat lovers who enjoy quirky

and the twill neck tape and double-needle topstitching add thoughtful durability

garment-dyed finish meets a low-key crypto vibe

or under a leather jacket when you want to make a low-key

” Wear it to low-key beach cleanups

I Distrust Third Parties Size:M The shirt features an illustratedThis heavyweight garment dyed tee speaks plain truth with clean, bold typography: "I distrust third parties." The soft, lived in feel from post construction dyeing and the relaxed cut make it an easy grab for long days of focus, conferences, or low key meetups. It sits comfortably through travel, hack nights, and work from anywhere stretches a subtle statement piece that fits into a pragmatic wardrobe without shouting. The matte white text and small