Do Not Approach T-Shirt Size:2XL congratulations—you’ve found your uniform

congratulations—you’ve found your uniform

no follow-up questions

This design makes it clear that patience is officially undeliverable

This tee says what your therapist’s face won’t: the hinges are loose

it’s a blunt message for anyone who’s done pretending optimism is still on the schedule

Do Not Approach T-Shirt Size:2XL congratulations—you’ve found your uniformSkip the awkward small talk and let your shirt do the warning. This blunt, bold design reads like a personal PSA: human interaction is not on todays agenda. Perfect for introverts, antisocial souls, and anyone whose social battery and never recharged. Crafted from soft, breathable, lightweight cotton, this sarcastic t shirt delivers all day comfort while delivering a very clear message. Whether you're avoiding crowds or just need your personal space