Diddly Squat: Home to Roost Art history and design He does what every writer

He does what every writer longs to do

a young Romanian student

losing weight

ape-like creatures who feed on humans-roam the land

Only now that she’s living in their beautiful house

Diddly Squat: Home to Roost Art history and design He does what every writerIt's been another memorable year on Diddly Squat Farm will the chickens finally come home to roost? Welcome back to Clarkson's Farm. The spring crop failed. Farming sheep, pigs and cows was hardly more lucrative (better off breeding ostriches) But in the face of uncooperative weather, bureaucracy, and the world's persistent refusal to recognise his genius, our hero's not beaten yet. Not while the farm shop's still doing a roaring trade in smelly