Happy [Insert Occasion] Hoodie Prank have you ever had them

have you ever had them actually cook your burger that way

We don't think that we're allowed to make a shirt that says you're actually Bruce Willis

fvvk fast food

Most wedding gifts are pretty lame

every single day of the year is somebody in the world's birthday except today

Happy [Insert Occasion] Hoodie Prank have you ever had themI'm probably getting a vasectomy this year. My two kids are amazing and I love them more than anything, but I don't think we've got the bandwidth for a third. I want to celebrate it sort of like a bris, with a bunch of loved ones milling around the waiting room eating hors d'oeuvres and enjoying each other's company. Then I emerge from the surgical suite, wearing a jockstrap full of ice (or so I'm told), and everyone cheers for me and gives little