The Bathroom Paradise Club Hoodie christmas You don’t pick a lane

You don’t pick a lane

Yellow and orange retro block text reading "HAPPY FAT PANTS DAY" arched around a golden roasted turkey on a yellow platter

with an orange smiling crescent moon and orange stars

Green and red ink

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The Bathroom Paradise Club Hoodie christmas You don’t pick a laneFive stars. No kids allowed. The wifi is free, the isolation is sweet, and checkout time is whenever someone starts screaming. So, about four minutes. The Details: Features a resort style sign design in teal and pink with palm tree icons, reading "The Bathroom Paradise Club & Resort, Check In Anytime, No Kids, Free Wifi, Sweet Isolation," with a pink toilet icon at the bottom. The Fit & Fabric: Style: Classic Unisex fit with a double lined hood and