Trying to Disappear Long Sleeve Tee Color:Heather Navy You’re basically a walking cautionary

You’re basically a walking cautionary tale

Every Tortured Poet understands the urge to make questionable romantic decisions

and the complete inability to sit still when steel guitar hits

Your tolerance for nonsense is underground

Orange-brown lettering reads "AWWWWW" above in a wavy style and "Shucks" below in bold retro script

Trying to Disappear Long Sleeve Tee Color:Heather Navy You’re basically a walking cautionaryYour social battery died three events ago. Youre running on pure spite and the promise of leaving early. The Details: Gold ink artwork featuring the text "TRYING TO" in arched vintage lettering above an illustration of a pair of cowboy boots dissolving or melting downward with dripping lines and small star accents. "DISAPPEAR" appears in large bold retro block letters with a slight 3D shadow effect below. All artwork is printed in a single mustard