Surprise You Picked The Wrong Egg Comfort Colors Tee Size:XL You’re a woman who requires

You’re a woman who requires an entire institution dedicated to her aesthetic upkeep

and red boots standing beside a decorated tree

Large elegant white script lettering reading "Ope" in a flowing cursive font

Then you said a small one for the bedroom doesn’t count

Patriotic cat lady design with a vintage hand-drawn style

Surprise You Picked The Wrong Egg Comfort Colors Tee Size:XL You’re a woman who requiresSmall, fluffy, freshly hatched, and already done with your nonsense. Do not let the cute fool you. The Details: Multicolor illustration of an angry yellow baby chick holding a knife, standing on green grass next to a cracked blue eggshell. Pink arched retro text reads "Surprise" above, with pink serif text below reading "You picked the wrong egg clown!" The Fit & Fabric: Style: Unisex Boyfriend cut (heavyweight relaxed fit). Material: 100% ring spun