Half Ass Jingler Sweatshirt cowgirl That’s not a red flag

That’s not a red flag

That’s a holiday utility

Some of us are just out here protecting our peace and our grammar

You’ve heard unexplainable sounds at 3 a

You walk into the holiday party like you own the venue

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