Santa’s Favorite Ho Trucker Hat - Funny Christmas Hats 2_pump_chump_trucker or straight to the North

or straight to the North Pole if they’d let you in (they probably won’t… too many incidents on file 👀)

Perfect for bachelorette parties

For the fan who’s just as wild off the field as on it

but what about the how

and remember: **you’re not drunk — the boat’s just rocking

Santa’s Favorite Ho Trucker Hat - Funny Christmas Hats 2_pump_chump_trucker or straight to the NorthSome people want to be on Santas Nice List. Im just trying to be his favorite ho. This Christmas trucker hat says Santas Favorite Ho and it is the official uniform for the unhinged holiday season. Perfect for Christmas bar crawls, cookie exchanges, White Elephant chaos, or any December night where youre 2 peppermint shots in and making choices. This is peak festive feral energy. Santa doesnt need GPS he already knows where to stop first. Great