Dear Santa Cowboy Sweatshirt Size:XL Absolutely thriving

Absolutely thriving

Not thriving

At this point Santa reads your letter and forwards it to a therapist

This one looks your coworker dead in the eye at the holiday potluck

Design reads "PETTY WORLD CHAMP" in large distressed gold varsity-style block letters arranged around a retro pin-up illustration of a blonde cowgirl in a red outfit

Dear Santa Cowboy Sweatshirt Size:XL Absolutely thrivingYour Christmas list has gotten progressively more unhinged every year. At this point Santa reads your letter and forwards it to a therapist. You dont need gifts. You need a man who texts back and a horse that doesnt judge you. The Details: Cowboy Santa illustration with a lasso in distressed red "DEAR SANTA" western style lettering, accented with star details in a vintage holiday color palette. The Fit & Fabric: Style: Classic Unisex fit (crewneck).