Morticia's Floral Shoppe Long Sleeve Tee Size:2XL You’ve been told to smile

You’ve been told to smile more by men who contribute nothing to your life

and decided the universe agreed that today everyone else is the problem

Two thousand years of salvation history and this is the thanks he gets

and peach ink

and "CHOSE ME" in bold distressed serif lettering

Morticia's Floral Shoppe Long Sleeve Tee Size:2XL You’ve been told to smileYou keep buying yourself flowers because nobody else understands your aesthetic requirements. Grocery store bouquets? Please. You need something that looks like it was arranged by a Victorian widow who talks to her plants and means it. Your love language is dramatic foliage. The Details: Black vintage serif text reads "Morticias Floral Shoppe" with "Estd 1964." A colorful flower bouquet (yellow, pink, deep purple, red, orange) sits in a black vase,