Jesus Loves You Hoodie Size:3XL Your grandma would call you

Your grandma would call you spirited

If your life isn’t color-coded and spreadsheet-approved

You’re built like a woman who could open a pickle jar and emotionally devastate someone in the same afternoon

Pink and blue retro illustration of a woman with red hair in a pink apron whisking batter in an orange bowl beside a pink stand mixer

with black text reading "Come For Vacation

Jesus Loves You Hoodie Size:3XL Your grandma would call youUnconditional love. Zero conditions. Even when you are being absolutely impossible, and he knows you are. The Details: Multicolor illustration of a smiling bearded figure in a white robe making a heart shape with his hands. Large pink retro serif text below reads "Jesus Loves You" with golden yellow text in parentheses reading "(Even If You're A Bitch)." The Fit & Fabric: Style: Classic Unisex fit with a double lined hood and color matched drawcord.