Happy [Insert Occasion] Sweatshirt Magic Mushrooms you just want to warn

you just want to warn people about something

If you are the ageless mythological archetype that I'm hoping you are

Thanks to dopamine regulation cycles that haven't kept up with our societal evolution

Give some hugs to the people you love

For public assets like schools and infrastructure

Happy [Insert Occasion] Sweatshirt Magic Mushrooms you just want to warnI'm probably getting a vasectomy this year. My two kids are amazing and I love them more than anything, but I don't think we've got the bandwidth for a third. I want to celebrate it sort of like a bris, with a bunch of loved ones milling around the waiting room eating hors d'oeuvres and enjoying each other's company. Then I emerge from the surgical suite, wearing a jockstrap full of ice (or so I'm told), and everyone cheers for me and gives little