Eagle Boop Hoodie funny White retro script text reads

White retro script text reads "Always Late" above pink bold serif text reading "Never Ugly" below

White retro text reading "Go Shorty It’s Your Birthday" with a cartoon USA map wearing a party hat

in a bold two-color palette

and a pink bow

It’s aging beautifully

Eagle Boop Hoodie funny White retro script text readsSome people respect the bald eagle. You flirt with it. Patriotism, but make it unhinged. The Details: Red ink illustration featuring a vintage 1920s style woman with a short bobbed hairstyle leaning in to boop the beak of a perched bald eagle. Red and blue five pointed stars are scattered around the scene. Below the pair, bold red retro rounded block lettering reads "Boop". The Fit & Fabric: Style: Classic Unisex fit with a double lined hood and color